{"id":3475,"date":"2018-01-21T08:41:13","date_gmt":"2018-01-21T03:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4134"},"modified":"2018-01-21T08:41:13","modified_gmt":"2018-01-21T03:11:13","slug":"diplomacy-stormy-daniels-and-the-karni-sena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/diplomacy-stormy-daniels-and-the-karni-sena\/","title":{"rendered":"Diplomacy, Stormy Daniels and the Karni Sena"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-66.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Diplomacy, Stormy Daniels and the Karni Sena\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 66\">the 66th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaper.timesgroup.com\/Olive\/ODN\/TimesOfIndia\/#\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>DIPLOMACY<\/p>\n<p>Modiji found himself in full flow.<br \/>\nNetanyahu said, &#8220;Please take it slow.<br \/>\nYou are a handsome man.<br \/>\nI am a massive fan,<br \/>\nBut please don&#8217;t give me more jhappis, bro.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OUTRAGE<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump hooked up with a porn star.<br \/>\nThere was much outrage in the bazaar.<br \/>\nThe Karni Sena said,<br \/>\n&#8220;We demand Stormy&#8217;s head<br \/>\nAnd that Donald should commit Jauhar.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-66.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 66\">the 66th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaper.timesgroup.com\/Olive\/ODN\/TimesOfIndia\/#\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>DIPLOMACY<\/p>\n<p>Modiji found himself in full flow.<br \/>\nNetanyahu said, &#8220;Please take it slow.<br \/>\nYou are a handsome man.<br \/>\nI am a massive fan,<br \/>\nBut please don&#8217;t give me more jhappis, bro.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OUTRAGE<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump hooked up with a porn star.<br \/>\nThere was much outrage in the bazaar.<br \/>\nThe Karni Sena said,<br \/>\n&#8220;We demand Stormy&#8217;s head<br \/>\nAnd that Donald should commit Jauhar.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Diplomacy, Stormy Daniels and the Karni Sena - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/diplomacy-stormy-daniels-and-the-karni-sena\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Diplomacy, Stormy Daniels and the Karni Sena - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 66th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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