{"id":3477,"date":"2018-01-07T13:54:51","date_gmt":"2018-01-07T08:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4132"},"modified":"2018-01-07T13:54:51","modified_gmt":"2018-01-07T08:24:51","slug":"aadhaar-and-the-miracle-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/aadhaar-and-the-miracle-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Aadhaar and the Miracle Man"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 64th installment of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n SECURITY BREACH<\/p>\n I can’t afford to buy an old car. MIRACLE MAN<\/p>\n Rajinikanth authored the Dead Sea Scrolls. This is the 64th installment of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n SECURITY BREACH<\/p>\n I can’t afford to buy an old car. MIRACLE MAN<\/p>\n Rajinikanth authored the Dead Sea Scrolls.
\nI’m filled with envy at the bazaar.
\nHowever much that sucks,
\nI have 500 bucks,
\nWhich means I can buy all of Aadhaar<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\nHe completes marathons on his strolls.
\nHe can do anything.
\nOn the screen, he’s the king.
\nI wonder how he’ll do at the polls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nI’m filled with envy at the bazaar.
\nHowever much that sucks,
\nI have 500 bucks,
\nWhich means I can buy all of Aadhaar<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\nHe completes marathons on his strolls.
\nHe can do anything.
\nOn the screen, he’s the king.
\nI wonder how he’ll do at the polls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n