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This is the 63rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

JEALOUS GUY<\/p>\n

Jignesh Mevani said, excited,
\n“Modi should retire. He is blighted.”
\nModi said, “I know why
\nJignesh is jealous guy.
\nI’m the one Virushka invited.”<\/p>\n

DEFEAT<\/p>\n

Sri Lanka lost yet another game.
\nTheir captain said, “We deserve acclaim.
\nYou see, we lost by less,
\nExactly like Congress.
\nIt’s a moral victory, not a shame.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 63rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

JEALOUS GUY<\/p>\n

Jignesh Mevani said, excited,
\n“Modi should retire. He is blighted.”
\nModi said, “I know why
\nJignesh is jealous guy.
\nI’m the one Virushka invited.”<\/p>\n

DEFEAT<\/p>\n

Sri Lanka lost yet another game.
\nTheir captain said, “We deserve acclaim.
\nYou see, we lost by less,
\nExactly like Congress.
\nIt’s a moral victory, not a shame.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nJealous Guy - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/jealous-guy\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Jealous Guy - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 63rd installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. JEALOUS GUY Jignesh Mevani said, excited, “Modi should retire. He is blighted.” Modi said, “I know why Jignesh is jealous guy. 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