{"id":3480,"date":"2017-12-17T12:01:29","date_gmt":"2017-12-17T06:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4129"},"modified":"2017-12-17T12:01:29","modified_gmt":"2017-12-17T06:31:29","slug":"the-age-of-sharma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-age-of-sharma\/","title":{"rendered":"The Age of Sharma"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 62nd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n UNRELIABLE<\/p>\n I was eating ice-cream from a bowl. REBUKE<\/p>\n A friend said to me, “Mister Varma, This is the 62nd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n UNRELIABLE<\/p>\n I was eating ice-cream from a bowl. REBUKE<\/p>\n A friend said to me, “Mister Varma,
\nMy wife said, “You are so gol-matol.”
\nI replied, “Don’t tell lies.
\nThe fault lies in your eyes.
\nThey are as flawed as an exit poll.”<\/p>\n
\nWe have entered the age of Sharma.
\nVirat-bhai married one.
\nRohit got double ton.
\nYou must really have some bad karma.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nMy wife said, “You are so gol-matol.”
\nI replied, “Don’t tell lies.
\nThe fault lies in your eyes.
\nThey are as flawed as an exit poll.”<\/p>\n
\nWe have entered the age of Sharma.
\nVirat-bhai married one.
\nRohit got double ton.
\nYou must really have some bad karma.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8,10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n