{"id":3505,"date":"2017-08-20T04:33:13","date_gmt":"2017-08-19T23:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4104"},"modified":"2017-08-20T04:33:13","modified_gmt":"2017-08-19T23:03:13","slug":"the-wheel-turns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-wheel-turns\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wheel Turns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-47.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"The Wheel Turns\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 47\">the 47th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/AHMEDABAD\/2017\/08\/20\/PagePrint\/20_08_2017_014_c6d081d556ec80e8e201b38294b1b37f.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>THE WHEEL TURNS<\/p>\n<p>Sikka is great, everyone chanted.<br \/>\nThey hailed Mistry, and then recanted.<br \/>\nWhoever is to blame,<br \/>\nThe lesson is the same:<br \/>\nNever take anything for granted.<\/p>\n<p>EK PREM KATHA<\/p>\n<p>I said to my love, &#8220;How do you do?<br \/>\nI will build a toilet just for you.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe gave me one tight slap, <br \/>\nAnd said, &#8220;Bro, cut the crap.<br \/>\nFirst get swachh yourself. Until then, boo!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-47.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 47\">the 47th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/AHMEDABAD\/2017\/08\/20\/PagePrint\/20_08_2017_014_c6d081d556ec80e8e201b38294b1b37f.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>THE WHEEL TURNS<\/p>\n<p>Sikka is great, everyone chanted.<br \/>\nThey hailed Mistry, and then recanted.<br \/>\nWhoever is to blame,<br \/>\nThe lesson is the same:<br \/>\nNever take anything for granted.<\/p>\n<p>EK PREM KATHA<\/p>\n<p>I said to my love, &#8220;How do you do?<br \/>\nI will build a toilet just for you.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe gave me one tight slap, <br \/>\nAnd said, &#8220;Bro, cut the crap.<br \/>\nFirst get swachh yourself. 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