{"id":3506,"date":"2017-08-13T08:33:44","date_gmt":"2017-08-13T03:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4103"},"modified":"2017-08-13T08:33:44","modified_gmt":"2017-08-13T03:03:44","slug":"searching-for-macho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/searching-for-macho\/","title":{"rendered":"Searching For Macho"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 46th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n SEARCH<\/p>\n Once I was searching for a torrent, MACHO<\/p>\n Donald Trump was mad at Mister Kim. This is the 46th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n SEARCH<\/p>\n Once I was searching for a torrent, MACHO<\/p>\n Donald Trump was mad at Mister Kim.
\nWhen a woman who was abhorrent
\nPopped up in front of me,
\nAs naked as can be,
\nAnd said, “Sir, where is your search warrant?”<\/p>\n
\nHe said, “I am more MACHO than him.
\nI have ORANGE aplomb.
\nI also have a BOMB.
\nI can do ANYTHING on a whim.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nWhen a woman who was abhorrent
\nPopped up in front of me,
\nAs naked as can be,
\nAnd said, “Sir, where is your search warrant?”<\/p>\n
\nHe said, “I am more MACHO than him.
\nI have ORANGE aplomb.
\nI also have a BOMB.
\nI can do ANYTHING on a whim.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n