{"id":3507,"date":"2017-08-06T11:28:13","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T05:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4102"},"modified":"2017-08-06T11:28:13","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T05:58:13","slug":"immortal-mishtake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/immortal-mishtake\/","title":{"rendered":"Immortal Mishtake"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 45th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n NO AADHAAR<\/p>\n A friend told me, “You need Aadhaar, mate, MISHTAKE<\/p>\n Sushmaji told Modi, “What a scam! This is the 45th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n NO AADHAAR<\/p>\n A friend told me, “You need Aadhaar, mate, MISHTAKE<\/p>\n Sushmaji told Modi, “What a scam!
\nIf you want<\/a> a death certificate.
\nYou just can’t get away.”
\nI jumped and said, “Hurray!
\nI will live forever at this rate.”<\/p>\n
\nHow could you gift away our Doklam?”
\nModi said, “Galti se,
\nI just gave it away.
\nI thought they wanted dhokla. Goddamn!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nIf you want a death certificate.
\nYou just can’t get away.”
\nI jumped and said, “Hurray!
\nI will live forever at this rate.”<\/p>\n
\nHow could you gift away our Doklam?”
\nModi said, “Galti se,
\nI just gave it away.
\nI thought they wanted dhokla. Goddamn!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n