{"id":3511,"date":"2017-07-30T11:32:31","date_gmt":"2017-07-30T06:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4097"},"modified":"2017-07-30T11:32:31","modified_gmt":"2017-07-30T06:02:31","slug":"nitish-and-nawaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/nitish-and-nawaz\/","title":{"rendered":"Nitish and Nawaz"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the 44th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

SPIN AND TURN<\/p>\n

Ashwin and Jadeja felt the burn.
\nAsh said, “Amit, I feel great concern.
\nWe could be in the bin.
\nModi’s so good at spin,
\nAnd Nitish is a master of turn.”<\/p>\n

SHARAAFAT<\/p>\n

Nawaz Sharif is out of the game.
\nI asked, “Tell me bro, who is to blame?”
\nHe said, “Amit, don’t poke.
\nIt’s all a cosmic joke.
\nSee the damn irony in my name!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 44th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

SPIN AND TURN<\/p>\n

Ashwin and Jadeja felt the burn.
\nAsh said, “Amit, I feel great concern.
\nWe could be in the bin.
\nModi’s so good at spin,
\nAnd Nitish is a master of turn.”<\/p>\n

SHARAAFAT<\/p>\n

Nawaz Sharif is out of the game.
\nI asked, “Tell me bro, who is to blame?”
\nHe said, “Amit, don’t poke.
\nIt’s all a cosmic joke.
\nSee the damn irony in my name!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nNitish and Nawaz - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/nitish-and-nawaz\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Nitish and Nawaz - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 44th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. SPIN AND TURN Ashwin and Jadeja felt the burn. Ash said, “Amit, I feel great concern. We could be in the bin. 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