{"id":3512,"date":"2017-07-23T10:05:09","date_gmt":"2017-07-23T04:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4096"},"modified":"2017-07-23T10:05:09","modified_gmt":"2017-07-23T04:35:09","slug":"why-do-you-love-potholes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/why-do-you-love-potholes\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Do You Love Potholes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the 43rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

KAUR BLIMEY<\/p>\n

On Thursday, I watched Harmanpreet Kaur
\nPlay a knock that left me wanting more.
\nWhat a game? What a show!
\nAnd now I want to know
\nWhy had I not heard of her before?<\/p>\n

POTHOLES<\/p>\n

I hauled a neta over the coals.
\nI said, “Bhai, why do you love potholes?”
\nHe said, “Bro, they’re a dream.
\nThey’re my revenue stream.
\nKickbacks from repairs are my bankroll.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 43rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

KAUR BLIMEY<\/p>\n

On Thursday, I watched Harmanpreet Kaur
\nPlay a knock that left me wanting more.
\nWhat a game? What a show!
\nAnd now I want to know
\nWhy had I not heard of her before?<\/p>\n

POTHOLES<\/p>\n

I hauled a neta over the coals.
\nI said, “Bhai, why do you love potholes?”
\nHe said, “Bro, they’re a dream.
\nThey’re my revenue stream.
\nKickbacks from repairs are my bankroll.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8,10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nWhy Do You Love Potholes? - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/why-do-you-love-potholes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Why Do You Love Potholes? - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 43rd installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. KAUR BLIMEY On Thursday, I watched Harmanpreet Kaur Play a knock that left me wanting more. What a game? What a show! 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