{"id":3513,"date":"2017-07-16T08:24:41","date_gmt":"2017-07-16T02:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4095"},"modified":"2017-07-16T08:24:41","modified_gmt":"2017-07-16T02:54:41","slug":"notes-and-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/notes-and-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Notes and Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 42nd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n DEMON NOTES<\/p>\n Urjit Patel let out a big groan. DEAR MR MODI<\/p>\n I know that there’s nothing that you abhor This is the 42nd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n DEMON NOTES<\/p>\n Urjit Patel let out a big groan. DEAR MR MODI<\/p>\n I know that there’s nothing that you abhor
\nI said, “Urjit Bhai, why do you moan?”
\nHe replied, with a sigh,
\n“Amit, I will not lie.
\nI’ve been counting the notes on my own.”<\/p>\n
\nLike being made fun of. Well, just ignore.
\nDo not try to suppress.
\nBe a sport. Show finesse,
\nOr else the world will laugh even more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nI said, “Urjit Bhai, why do you moan?”
\nHe replied, with a sigh,
\n“Amit, I will not lie.
\nI’ve been counting the notes on my own.”<\/p>\n
\nLike being made fun of. Well, just ignore.
\nDo not try to suppress.
\nBe a sport. Show finesse,
\nOr else the world will laugh even more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n