{"id":3514,"date":"2017-07-09T09:17:45","date_gmt":"2017-07-09T03:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4094"},"modified":"2017-07-09T09:17:45","modified_gmt":"2017-07-09T03:47:45","slug":"two-old-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/two-old-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Old Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-41.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Two Old Men\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 41\">the 41st installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/AHMEDABAD\/2017\/07\/02\/PagePrint\/02_07_2017_012_3c8acd3a6f8820d29a5567ab6de24df8.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>AFFECTION<\/p>\n<p>Netanyahu was looking happy.<br \/>\nHe said, &#8220;Modi gave me a jhappi!&#8221;<br \/>\nI said, &#8220;Bro, you must chill.<br \/>\nOtherwise, Modi will<br \/>\nTake it further, and give a pappi.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>FEDERER&#8217;S LESSON<\/p>\n<p>MS Dhoni has turned thirty-six.<br \/>\nSome ask, should he still be in the mix?<br \/>\nWell, like that old codger<br \/>\nBy the name of Roger,<br \/>\nMaybe he has not run out of tricks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-41.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 41\">the 41st installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/AHMEDABAD\/2017\/07\/02\/PagePrint\/02_07_2017_012_3c8acd3a6f8820d29a5567ab6de24df8.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>AFFECTION<\/p>\n<p>Netanyahu was looking happy.<br \/>\nHe said, &#8220;Modi gave me a jhappi!&#8221;<br \/>\nI said, &#8220;Bro, you must chill.<br \/>\nOtherwise, Modi will<br \/>\nTake it further, and give a pappi.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>FEDERER&#8217;S LESSON<\/p>\n<p>MS Dhoni has turned thirty-six.<br \/>\nSome ask, should he still be in the mix?<br \/>\nWell, like that old codger<br \/>\nBy the name of Roger,<br \/>\nMaybe he has not run out of tricks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7,8,10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Two Old Men - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/two-old-men\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Two Old Men - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 41st installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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