{"id":3517,"date":"2017-06-25T09:56:01","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T04:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4091"},"modified":"2017-06-25T09:56:01","modified_gmt":"2017-06-25T04:26:01","slug":"procrastination-and-kumble-vs-kohli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/procrastination-and-kumble-vs-kohli\/","title":{"rendered":"Procrastination (and Kumble vs Kohli)"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the 39th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

PROCRASTINATION<\/p>\n

Do you know what’s my greatest sorrow?
\nTime is something you cannot borrow.
\nSo the days go by,
\nAs I watch paint dry,
\nAnd sit here waiting for tomorrow.
\n 
\nK VS K<\/p>\n

Kumble said, “Get me out of this jail.
\nIt’s so sad that I’m the one to bail.”
\nKohli said, with a groan,
\n“It’s my house they will stone
\nWhen we lose. That’s why I should prevail.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 39th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

PROCRASTINATION<\/p>\n

Do you know what’s my greatest sorrow?
\nTime is something you cannot borrow.
\nSo the days go by,
\nAs I watch paint dry,
\nAnd sit here waiting for tomorrow.
\n 
\nK VS K<\/p>\n

Kumble said, “Get me out of this jail.
\nIt’s so sad that I’m the one to bail.”
\nKohli said, with a groan,
\n“It’s my house they will stone
\nWhen we lose. That’s why I should prevail.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nProcrastination (and Kumble vs Kohli) - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/procrastination-and-kumble-vs-kohli\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Procrastination (and Kumble vs Kohli) - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 39th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. PROCRASTINATION Do you know what’s my greatest sorrow? 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