{"id":3532,"date":"2017-04-30T09:38:42","date_gmt":"2017-04-30T04:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4076"},"modified":"2017-04-30T09:38:42","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T04:08:42","slug":"dawood-and-vadra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/dawood-and-vadra\/","title":{"rendered":"Dawood and Vadra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-34.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Dawood and Vadra\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 34\">the 34th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/MUMBAI\/2017\/04\/30\/PagePrint\/30_04_2017_024_34d39be9e5dbb7015a16365f85288f43.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>NAAM KATAPPA<\/p>\n<p>My dad asked me if Dawood was dead.<br \/>\nDid he die peacefully in his bed?<br \/>\nWell, listen up, Appa,<br \/>\nWe did send Katappa,<br \/>\nAnd it looks like he got Dawood&#8217;s head. <\/p>\n<p>REAL ESTATE<\/p>\n<p>The Vadras have a problem with land.<br \/>\nWell, here&#8217;s what I do not understand:<br \/>\nSince there&#8217;s such discontent,<br \/>\nWhy doesn&#8217;t this government<br \/>\nProsecute them, and not just grandstand?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-34.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 34\">the 34th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/MUMBAI\/2017\/04\/30\/PagePrint\/30_04_2017_024_34d39be9e5dbb7015a16365f85288f43.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>NAAM KATAPPA<\/p>\n<p>My dad asked me if Dawood was dead.<br \/>\nDid he die peacefully in his bed?<br \/>\nWell, listen up, Appa,<br \/>\nWe did send Katappa,<br \/>\nAnd it looks like he got Dawood&#8217;s head. <\/p>\n<p>REAL ESTATE<\/p>\n<p>The Vadras have a problem with land.<br \/>\nWell, here&#8217;s what I do not understand:<br \/>\nSince there&#8217;s such discontent,<br \/>\nWhy doesn&#8217;t this government<br \/>\nProsecute them, and not just grandstand?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Dawood and Vadra - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/dawood-and-vadra\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dawood and Vadra - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 34th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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