{"id":3534,"date":"2017-04-16T09:15:40","date_gmt":"2017-04-16T03:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4074"},"modified":"2017-04-16T09:15:40","modified_gmt":"2017-04-16T03:45:40","slug":"prawn-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/prawn-wine\/","title":{"rendered":"Prawn + Wine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-32.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Prawn + Wine\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 32\">the 32nd installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/MUMBAI\/2017\/04\/16\/PagePrint\/16_04_2017_019_70d2dcc2ab482781fa001eefdd9cc271.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>PRAWN<\/p>\n<p>Once there was a Minister of Prawn,<br \/>\nWho got loosies and felt quite forlorn.<br \/>\nHe chose to regulate<br \/>\nWhat went onto your plate.<br \/>\nWhat a great way to show off his brawn.<\/p>\n<p>WINE<\/p>\n<p>Once there was a judge who liked his wine.<br \/>\nWhen he drank it, he felt so divine.<br \/>\nOne day he crashed his car<br \/>\nInto a highway bar,<br \/>\nAnd said, &#8216;The fault is the bar&#8217;s, not mine.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-32.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 32\">the 32nd installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/MUMBAI\/2017\/04\/16\/PagePrint\/16_04_2017_019_70d2dcc2ab482781fa001eefdd9cc271.pdf\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>PRAWN<\/p>\n<p>Once there was a Minister of Prawn,<br \/>\nWho got loosies and felt quite forlorn.<br \/>\nHe chose to regulate<br \/>\nWhat went onto your plate.<br \/>\nWhat a great way to show off his brawn.<\/p>\n<p>WINE<\/p>\n<p>Once there was a judge who liked his wine.<br \/>\nWhen he drank it, he felt so divine.<br \/>\nOne day he crashed his car<br \/>\nInto a highway bar,<br \/>\nAnd said, &#8216;The fault is the bar&#8217;s, not mine.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Prawn + Wine - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/prawn-wine\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Prawn + Wine - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 32nd installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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