{"id":3536,"date":"2017-04-02T14:17:50","date_gmt":"2017-04-02T08:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4072"},"modified":"2017-04-02T14:17:50","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T08:47:50","slug":"the-yogi-and-the-missus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-yogi-and-the-missus\/","title":{"rendered":"The Yogi and the Missus"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 31st installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n INCENTIVES<\/p>\n There is a Yogi who cares for cows. DOMESTIC TRANSACTION<\/p>\n A man asked his wife, very nicely, This is the 31st installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n INCENTIVES<\/p>\n There is a Yogi who cares for cows. DOMESTIC TRANSACTION<\/p>\n A man asked his wife, very nicely,
\nHe wants to protect them anyhow.
\nHe doesn’t understand,
\nBecause slaughter is banned,
\nThere’ll be fewer cows in UP now.<\/p>\n
\n“Can you please give me some strong coffee?”
\nShe demanded kisses,
\nAnd said, “I’m your missus.
\nDespite that, you must pay GST.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nHe wants to protect them anyhow.
\nHe doesn’t understand,
\nBecause slaughter is banned,
\nThere’ll be fewer cows in UP now.<\/p>\n
\n“Can you please give me some strong coffee?”
\nShe demanded kisses,
\nAnd said, “I’m your missus.
\nDespite that, you must pay GST.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n