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This is the 28th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

TAMIL NADU<\/p>\n

My neighbourhood thugs were filled with awe.
\nThe Chief Gunda explained, “I just saw
\nAssembly proceedings,
\nAnd now I’m conceding,
\nCompared to those pros, we are so raw!”<\/p>\n

DISCOURSE<\/p>\n

The speaker’s wife was extremely hurt.
\nWhen he got home, he was rather curt.
\nWhen she asked him why,
\nHe said with a sigh,
\n“Those ruffians tore<\/a> my brand-new shirt!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 28th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

TAMIL NADU<\/p>\n

My neighbourhood thugs were filled with awe.
\nThe Chief Gunda explained, “I just saw
\nAssembly proceedings,
\nAnd now I’m conceding,
\nCompared to those pros, we are so raw!”<\/p>\n

DISCOURSE<\/p>\n

The speaker’s wife was extremely hurt.
\nWhen he got home, he was rather curt.
\nWhen she asked him why,
\nHe said with a sigh,
\n“Those ruffians tore my brand-new shirt!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nAssembly Proceedings - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/assembly-proceedings\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Assembly Proceedings - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 28th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. TAMIL NADU My neighbourhood thugs were filled with awe. 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