{"id":3566,"date":"2016-11-27T08:34:47","date_gmt":"2016-11-27T03:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4042"},"modified":"2016-11-27T08:34:47","modified_gmt":"2016-11-27T03:04:47","slug":"demonetisation-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/demonetisation-tales\/","title":{"rendered":"Demonetisation Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 23rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n LOVE STORY <\/p>\n Once there was a young girl in a queue. BAPU<\/p>\n Mahatma Gandhi came down to earth This is the 23rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n LOVE STORY <\/p>\n Once there was a young girl in a queue. BAPU<\/p>\n Mahatma Gandhi came down to earth
\nA young boy joined it, all set to woo.
\nShe looked him up and down,
\nAnd told him with a frown,
\n“‘Yes’ if you have change, otherwise ‘Thoo!’”<\/p>\n
\nFor just a visit (not a rebirth).
\nHe screamed in double quotes,
\n“Take my face off your notes.
\nIt’s eroding my sense of self-worth!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nA young boy joined it, all set to woo.
\nShe looked him up and down,
\nAnd told him with a frown,
\n“‘Yes’ if you have change, otherwise ‘Thoo!’”<\/p>\n
\nFor just a visit (not a rebirth).
\nHe screamed in double quotes,
\n“Take my face off your notes.
\nIt’s eroding my sense of self-worth!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n