{"id":3577,"date":"2016-10-16T10:21:25","date_gmt":"2016-10-16T04:51:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4031"},"modified":"2016-10-16T10:21:25","modified_gmt":"2016-10-16T04:51:25","slug":"two-villians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/two-villians\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Villains"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 18th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n DUSSEHRA<\/p>\n Ravana, a man of great acclaim LAND OF GROPE<\/p>\n One day the Statue of Liberty This is the 18th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n DUSSEHRA<\/p>\n Ravana, a man of great acclaim LAND OF GROPE<\/p>\n One day the Statue of Liberty
\nSaid to me, frustrated, all aflame,
\n“I’ve been trying to click
\nA selfie with a stick
\nBut my ten heads won’t fit in the frame!”<\/p>\n
\nBroke down & walked off into the sea.
\nShe said, “Trump’s such a pig,
\nIf he should get this gig,
\nCall me the Statue of Misery.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nSaid to me, frustrated, all aflame,
\n“I’ve been trying to click
\nA selfie with a stick
\nBut my ten heads won’t fit in the frame!”<\/p>\n
\nBroke down & walked off into the sea.
\nShe said, “Trump’s such a pig,
\nIf he should get this gig,
\nCall me the Statue of Misery.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n