{"id":3581,"date":"2016-10-02T07:57:05","date_gmt":"2016-10-02T02:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4027"},"modified":"2016-10-02T07:57:05","modified_gmt":"2016-10-02T02:27:05","slug":"hillary-and-donald","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/hillary-and-donald\/","title":{"rendered":"Hillary and Donald"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-17.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Hillary and Donald\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 17\">the 17th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/AHMEDABAD\/2016\/10\/02\/PagePrint\/02_10_2016_012_625de872156285813062c79044324007.pdf\" title=\"Sunday ToI edit page Sep 18 -- PDF LINK\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>THE CHOICE<\/p>\n<p>Hillary Clinton drew lots of hate,<br \/>\nBut believed in the electorate.<br \/>\nWith a delighted shriek,<br \/>\nShe said, &#8216;I may be weak,<br \/>\nBut look at the other candidate!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>THE WALL<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump wanted to build a wall.<br \/>\nHumpty Dumpty told him, &#8216;Hey, bad call.<br \/>\nA bridge is much better,<br \/>\nBrings people together.<br \/>\nYou might just be heading for a fall.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-17.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 17\">the 17th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/AHMEDABAD\/2016\/10\/02\/PagePrint\/02_10_2016_012_625de872156285813062c79044324007.pdf\" title=\"Sunday ToI edit page Sep 18 -- PDF LINK\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>THE CHOICE<\/p>\n<p>Hillary Clinton drew lots of hate,<br \/>\nBut believed in the electorate.<br \/>\nWith a delighted shriek,<br \/>\nShe said, &#8216;I may be weak,<br \/>\nBut look at the other candidate!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>THE WALL<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump wanted to build a wall.<br \/>\nHumpty Dumpty told him, &#8216;Hey, bad call.<br \/>\nA bridge is much better,<br \/>\nBrings people together.<br \/>\nYou might just be heading for a fall.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Hillary and Donald - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/hillary-and-donald\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hillary and Donald - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 17th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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