{"id":3584,"date":"2016-09-18T14:10:59","date_gmt":"2016-09-18T08:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4024"},"modified":"2016-09-18T14:10:59","modified_gmt":"2016-09-18T08:40:59","slug":"tragedy-nights-on-the-cauvery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/tragedy-nights-on-the-cauvery\/","title":{"rendered":"Tragedy Nights on the Cauvery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-16.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Tragedy Nights on the Cauvery\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 16\">the 16th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/MUMBAI\/2016\/09\/18\/PagePrint\/18_09_2016_024_cb5327908f41023025e92ff4976b58aa.pdf\" title=\"Sunday ToI edit page Sep 18 -- PDF LINK\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>CAUVERY<\/p>\n<p>Wanting to solve <a href=\"http:\/\/scroll.in\/article\/816439\/cauvery-dispute-is-the-bengaluru-violence-really-about-kannada-identity\" title=\"HR Venkatesh on the Cauvery dispute\">the Cauvery mire<\/a>,<br \/>\nA neta said to his goons for hire,<br \/>\n&#8216;It is getting hotter.<br \/>\nEveryone wants water,<br \/>\nSo let&#8217;s go set some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.financialexpress.com\/india-news\/cauvery-water-dispute-30-40-buses-set-on-fire-in-a-depot-in-bengaluru\/375048\/\" title=\"Cauvery Water dispute: 30-40 buses set on fire in a depot in Bengaluru\">buses on fire<\/a>.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>TRAGEDY NIGHTS<\/p>\n<p>Kapil Sharma told <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KapilSharmaK9\/status\/774040562450178048?lang=en\" title=\"Tweet by Kapil Sharma\">a sorry tale<\/a><br \/>\nOf corruption on <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KapilSharmaK9\/status\/774045825764917248?lang=en\" title=\"Tweet by Kapil Sharma\">a massive scale<\/a>.<br \/>\nThe netas we elect,<br \/>\nFor a chilling effect,<br \/>\nMade his life <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dnaindia.com\/india\/report-bmc-bribery-row-rti-filed-against-kapil-sharma-alleging-mangroves-destroyed-due-to-his-office-2253791\" title=\"BMC bribery row: RTI filed against Kapil Sharma alleging mangroves destroyed due to his office\">a<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/economictimes.indiatimes.com\/magazines\/panache\/kapil-sharma-vs-bmc-fir-against-comedian-for-illegal-construction-at-goregaon-flat\/articleshow\/54299796.cms\" title=\"Kapil Sharma vs BMC: FIR against comedian for illegal construction at Goregaon flat\">cautionary<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/indiatoday.intoday.in\/story\/kapil-sharma-mangrove-forest-versova-andheri-mumbai-police-rti-environment-laws\/1\/766779.html\" title=\"More trouble for Kapil Sharma; probe report recommends FIR for destroying mangroves\">tale<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-16.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 16\">the 16th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaperbeta.timesofindia.com\/NasData\/\/PUBLICATIONS\/THETIMESOFINDIA\/MUMBAI\/2016\/09\/18\/PagePrint\/18_09_2016_024_cb5327908f41023025e92ff4976b58aa.pdf\" title=\"Sunday ToI edit page Sep 18 -- PDF LINK\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>CAUVERY<\/p>\n<p>Wanting to solve <a href=\"http:\/\/scroll.in\/article\/816439\/cauvery-dispute-is-the-bengaluru-violence-really-about-kannada-identity\" title=\"HR Venkatesh on the Cauvery dispute\">the Cauvery mire<\/a>,<br \/>\nA neta said to his goons for hire,<br \/>\n&#8216;It is getting hotter.<br \/>\nEveryone wants water,<br \/>\nSo let&#8217;s go set some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.financialexpress.com\/india-news\/cauvery-water-dispute-30-40-buses-set-on-fire-in-a-depot-in-bengaluru\/375048\/\" title=\"Cauvery Water dispute: 30-40 buses set on fire in a depot in Bengaluru\">buses on fire<\/a>.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>TRAGEDY NIGHTS<\/p>\n<p>Kapil Sharma told <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KapilSharmaK9\/status\/774040562450178048?lang=en\" title=\"Tweet by Kapil Sharma\">a sorry tale<\/a><br \/>\nOf corruption on <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KapilSharmaK9\/status\/774045825764917248?lang=en\" title=\"Tweet by Kapil Sharma\">a massive scale<\/a>.<br \/>\nThe netas we elect,<br \/>\nFor a chilling effect,<br \/>\nMade his life <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dnaindia.com\/india\/report-bmc-bribery-row-rti-filed-against-kapil-sharma-alleging-mangroves-destroyed-due-to-his-office-2253791\" title=\"BMC bribery row: RTI filed against Kapil Sharma alleging mangroves destroyed due to his office\">a<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/economictimes.indiatimes.com\/magazines\/panache\/kapil-sharma-vs-bmc-fir-against-comedian-for-illegal-construction-at-goregaon-flat\/articleshow\/54299796.cms\" title=\"Kapil Sharma vs BMC: FIR against comedian for illegal construction at Goregaon flat\">cautionary<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/indiatoday.intoday.in\/story\/kapil-sharma-mangrove-forest-versova-andheri-mumbai-police-rti-environment-laws\/1\/766779.html\" title=\"More trouble for Kapil Sharma; probe report recommends FIR for destroying mangroves\">tale<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Tragedy Nights on the Cauvery - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/tragedy-nights-on-the-cauvery\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tragedy Nights on the Cauvery - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 16th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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