{"id":3588,"date":"2016-08-28T09:09:46","date_gmt":"2016-08-28T03:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4020"},"modified":"2016-08-28T09:09:46","modified_gmt":"2016-08-28T03:39:46","slug":"usain-bolt-vs-mrs-patel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/usain-bolt-vs-mrs-patel\/","title":{"rendered":"Usain Bolt vs Mrs Patel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-13.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Usain Bolt vs Mrs Patel\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 13\">the 13th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> edit page<\/i><\/p>\n<p>RUN<\/p>\n<p>Usain Bolt was sprinting like a gale<br \/>\nWhen he was passed by Mrs Patel.<br \/>\nThe crowd was entertained.<br \/>\nMrs Patel explained,<br \/>\n&#8216;Haven&#8217;t you heard? Zara has a sale!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>JUNKET<\/p>\n<p>Once there was a minister of sport<br \/>\nWho loved using his pretty passport.<br \/>\nHe went on pilgrimage<br \/>\nTo the Olympic village.<br \/>\nWhat a superb holiday resort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the 13th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page RUN Usain Bolt was sprinting like a gale &#8230; <a title=\"Usain Bolt vs Mrs Patel\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/usain-bolt-vs-mrs-patel\/\" aria-label=\"More on Usain Bolt vs Mrs Patel\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Usain Bolt vs Mrs Patel - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/usain-bolt-vs-mrs-patel\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Usain Bolt vs Mrs Patel - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 13th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page RUN Usain Bolt was sprinting like a gale ... 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