{"id":3590,"date":"2016-08-14T10:44:23","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T05:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4018"},"modified":"2016-08-14T10:44:23","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T05:14:23","slug":"atheism-and-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/atheism-and-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Atheism and Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 11th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/i><\/p>\n ATHEIST<\/p>\n One day God came to me, full of grief. SHOPPING<\/p>\n There was a girl who loved to buy shoes, This is the 11th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/i><\/p>\n ATHEIST<\/p>\n One day God came to me, full of grief. SHOPPING<\/p>\n There was a girl who loved to buy shoes,
\n‘I’m distraught,’ she said, ‘I need relief.
\nWhatever I decree,
\nNo one listens to me,
\nAnd now I’m losing my self-belief.’<\/p>\n
\nWhether from Kolhapur or Toulouse.
\nShe bought very many,
\nBut never wore any
\nBecause she wasn’t able to choose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\n‘I’m distraught,’ she said, ‘I need relief.
\nWhatever I decree,
\nNo one listens to me,
\nAnd now I’m losing my self-belief.’<\/p>\n
\nWhether from Kolhapur or Toulouse.
\nShe bought very many,
\nBut never wore any
\nBecause she wasn’t able to choose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n