{"id":3594,"date":"2016-07-24T10:56:15","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T05:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4014"},"modified":"2016-07-24T10:56:15","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T05:26:15","slug":"mosquitoes-as-big-as-a-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/mosquitoes-as-big-as-a-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Mosquitoes As Big As A Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is the first of two limericks in <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-10.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Mosquitoes As Big As A Bus\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 10\">the 10th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> edit page<\/i><\/p>\n<p>GAME<\/p>\n<p>Once mosquitoes as big as a bus<br \/>\nAttacked me with a great deal of fuss.<br \/>\nThey chased me around,<br \/>\nAnd now I have found<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re playing <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pok%C3%A9mon_Go\" title=\"Pokemon Go\">Pokemon Go<\/a> with us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is the first of two limericks in <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-10.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 10\">the 10th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> edit page<\/i><\/p>\n<p>GAME<\/p>\n<p>Once mosquitoes as big as a bus<br \/>\nAttacked me with a great deal of fuss.<br \/>\nThey chased me around,<br \/>\nAnd now I have found<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re playing <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pok%C3%A9mon_Go\" title=\"Pokemon Go\">Pokemon Go<\/a> with us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Mosquitoes As Big As A Bus - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/mosquitoes-as-big-as-a-bus\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mosquitoes As Big As A Bus - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the first of two limericks in the 10th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page GAME Once mosquitoes as big as a bus Attacked me with a great deal of fuss. 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