{"id":3604,"date":"2016-06-12T09:46:45","date_gmt":"2016-06-12T04:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4004"},"modified":"2016-06-12T09:46:45","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T04:16:45","slug":"the-king-of-hearts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-king-of-hearts\/","title":{"rendered":"The King of Hearts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is the second of two limericks in <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason4.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"The King of Hearts\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 4\">the fourth installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> edit page<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>MACROCRUSH<\/p>\n<p>An army of ladies stormed the RBI Gate<br \/>\nTo meet Raghu, and set the record straight.<br \/>\nThey said, &#8216;If you gotta go,<br \/>\nThen you oughta know<br \/>\nThat you will never, ever lower our interest rate.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is the second of two limericks in <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason4.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 4\">the fourth installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> edit page<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>MACROCRUSH<\/p>\n<p>An army of ladies stormed the RBI Gate<br \/>\nTo meet Raghu, and set the record straight.<br \/>\nThey said, &#8216;If you gotta go,<br \/>\nThen you oughta know<br \/>\nThat you will never, ever lower our interest rate.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The King of Hearts - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-king-of-hearts\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The King of Hearts - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the second of two limericks in the fourth installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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