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This is the third installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/i><\/p>\n

FIGHTER<\/p>\n

There was a man named Subramanian Swamy
\nWho was known to be kind of barmy.
\nPM Modi put him right.
\nHe said, ‘I know you like to fight,
\nSo why don’t you join the bloody army?’<\/p>\n

HEY BHAGWAN<\/p>\n

Subbu Swamy filed a case against God.
\nSubbu Swamy accused God of fraud.
\nMuch thunder was heard.
\nGod said, ‘How absurd!
\nSuch chutzpah I really must applaud.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the third installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/i><\/p>\n

FIGHTER<\/p>\n

There was a man named Subramanian Swamy
\nWho was known to be kind of barmy.
\nPM Modi put him right.
\nHe said, ‘I know you like to fight,
\nSo why don’t you join the bloody army?’<\/p>\n

HEY BHAGWAN<\/p>\n

Subbu Swamy filed a case against God.
\nSubbu Swamy accused God of fraud.
\nMuch thunder was heard.
\nGod said, ‘How absurd!
\nSuch chutzpah I really must applaud.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nSwamy vs God - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/swamy-vs-god\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Swamy vs God - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the third installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page FIGHTER There was a man named Subramanian Swamy Who was known to be kind of barmy. PM Modi put him right. 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