{"id":3612,"date":"2016-05-29T08:33:12","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T03:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3996"},"modified":"2016-05-29T08:33:12","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T03:03:12","slug":"gandhi-and-the-troll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/gandhi-and-the-troll\/","title":{"rendered":"Gandhi and the Troll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Every Sunday, two of my limericks appear on the edit page of the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i>. <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason2a.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Gandhi and the Troll\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 2\">Here&#8217;s today&#8217;s installment<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>QUIT INDIA<\/p>\n<p>Once there was an airport named Gandhi<br \/>\nWhere all flights were grounded in an aandhi.<br \/>\nSo with a laugh and a cough,<br \/>\nThe airport flew off,<br \/>\nNow all the pilots are sitting drinking brandy. <\/p>\n<p>FLUSH<\/p>\n<p>Once there was an internet troll<br \/>\nWho was pushed into a toilet bowl<br \/>\nBy his dad, who decreed, <br \/>\n&#8216;Having seen your twitter feed,<br \/>\nI hereby perform delayed birth control.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>Every Sunday, two of my limericks appear on the edit page of the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i>. <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason2a.jpg\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 2\">Here&#8217;s today&#8217;s installment<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>QUIT INDIA<\/p>\n<p>Once there was an airport named Gandhi<br \/>\nWhere all flights were grounded in an aandhi.<br \/>\nSo with a laugh and a cough,<br \/>\nThe airport flew off,<br \/>\nNow all the pilots are sitting drinking brandy. <\/p>\n<p>FLUSH<\/p>\n<p>Once there was an internet troll<br \/>\nWho was pushed into a toilet bowl<br \/>\nBy his dad, who decreed, <br \/>\n&#8216;Having seen your twitter feed,<br \/>\nI hereby perform delayed birth control.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Gandhi and the Troll - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/gandhi-and-the-troll\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Gandhi and the Troll - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Every Sunday, two of my limericks appear on the edit page of the Sunday Times of India. 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