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Once there was a great actor.
\nA fiscal malefactor.
\nTo save his wealth from harm,
\nHe claimed he ran a farm,
\nBut where the fuck is his tractor?<\/p>\n

*  *  *<\/p>\n

Oh, and to change the subject entirely, ToI<\/i> reports<\/a> that Amitabh Bachchan has “finally broken his silence” on the subject of his name being in the Panama Papers. He has denied having anything to do with the companies he allegedly set up, and has said:<\/p>\n

\n

It is possible that my name has been misused.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As an explanation, that’s on the level of ‘The dog ate my homework.’ Points for chutzpah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once there was a great actor.
\nA fiscal malefactor.
\nTo save his wealth from harm,
\nHe claimed he ran a farm,
\nBut where the fuck is his tractor?<\/p>\n

*  *  *<\/p>\n

Oh, and to change the subject entirely, ToI<\/i> reports<\/a> that Amitabh Bachchan has “finally broken his silence” on the subject of his name being in the Panama Papers. He has denied having anything to do with the companies he allegedly set up, and has said:<\/p>\n

\n

It is possible that my name has been misused.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As an explanation, that’s on the level of ‘The dog ate my homework.’ Points for chutzpah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15,8,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nOnce There Was A Great Actor - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/once-there-was-a-great-actor\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Once There Was A Great Actor - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Once there was a great actor. A fiscal malefactor. 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