{"id":3639,"date":"2016-04-05T20:59:17","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T15:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3969"},"modified":"2016-04-05T20:59:17","modified_gmt":"2016-04-05T15:29:17","slug":"once-there-was-a-beautiful-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/once-there-was-a-beautiful-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"Once There Was A Beautiful Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"
So I wrote some limericks for Twitter<\/a>, and I suppose they’re fun enough to share here:<\/p>\n 1 2 3 4 5 *<\/p>\n (Previous posts on cows: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 26<\/a>, 27<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 31<\/a> , 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>, 37<\/a>, 38<\/a>, 39<\/a>, 40<\/a>, 41<\/a>, 42<\/a>, 43<\/a>, 44<\/a>, 45<\/a>, 46<\/a>, 47<\/a>, 48<\/a>, 49<\/a>, 50<\/a>, 51<\/a>, 52<\/a>, 53<\/a>, 54<\/a>, 55<\/a>, 56<\/a>, 57<\/a>, 58<\/a>, 59<\/a>, 60<\/a>, 61<\/a>, 62<\/a>, 63<\/a>, 64<\/a>, 65<\/a>, 66<\/a>, 67<\/a>, 68<\/a>, 69<\/a>, 70<\/a>, 71<\/a>, 72<\/a>, 73<\/a>, 74<\/a>, 75<\/a>, 76<\/a>, 77<\/a>, 78<\/a>, 79<\/a>, 80<\/a>, 81<\/a>, 82<\/a>, 83<\/a>, 84<\/a>, 85<\/a>, 86<\/a>, 87<\/a>, 88<\/a>, 89<\/a>, 90<\/a>, 91<\/a>, 92<\/a>, 93<\/a>, 94<\/a>, 95<\/a>, 96<\/a>, 97<\/a>, 98<\/a>, 99<\/a>, 100<\/a>, 101<\/a>, 102<\/a>, 103<\/a>, 104<\/a>, 105<\/a>, 106<\/a>, 107<\/a>, 108<\/a>, 109<\/a>, 110<\/a>, 111<\/a>, 112<\/a>, 113<\/a>, 114<\/a>, 115<\/a>, 116<\/a>, 117<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So I wrote some limericks for Twitter<\/a>, and I suppose they’re fun enough to share here:<\/p>\n 1 2 3 4 5 *<\/p>\n (Previous posts on cows: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 26<\/a>, 27<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 31<\/a> , 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>, 37<\/a>, 38<\/a>, 39<\/a>, 40<\/a>, 41<\/a>, 42<\/a>, 43<\/a>, 44<\/a>, 45<\/a>, 46<\/a>, 47<\/a>, 48<\/a>, 49<\/a>, 50<\/a>, 51<\/a>, 52<\/a>, 53<\/a>, 54<\/a>, 55<\/a>, 56<\/a>, 57<\/a>, 58<\/a>, 59<\/a>, 60<\/a>, 61<\/a>, 62<\/a>, 63<\/a>, 64<\/a>, 65<\/a>, 66<\/a>, 67<\/a>, 68<\/a>, 69<\/a>, 70<\/a>, 71<\/a>, 72<\/a>, 73<\/a>, 74<\/a>, 75<\/a>, 76<\/a>, 77<\/a>, 78<\/a>, 79<\/a>, 80<\/a>, 81<\/a>, 82<\/a>, 83<\/a>, 84<\/a>, 85<\/a>, 86<\/a>, 87<\/a>, 88<\/a>, 89<\/a>, 90<\/a>, 91<\/a>, 92<\/a>, 93<\/a>, 94<\/a>, 95<\/a>, 96<\/a>, 97<\/a>, 98<\/a>, 99<\/a>, 100<\/a>, 101<\/a>, 102<\/a>, 103<\/a>, 104<\/a>, 105<\/a>, 106<\/a>, 107<\/a>, 108<\/a>, 109<\/a>, 110<\/a>, 111<\/a>, 112<\/a>, 113<\/a>, 114<\/a>, 115<\/a>, 116<\/a>, 117<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,6,9,3,24,4,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n
\nOnce there was a beautiful cow
\nWhose tastes were kinda highbrow
\nAnd then one day
\nBharat Mata ki jai
\nShe became a dog and said ‘bow-wow.’<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a man of God
\nWho was ever so suitably awed
\nby a) the divine
\nAnd b) the bovine
\nWhen he saw a holy cow, he’d applaud.<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a wife-beater
\nWho was a cad, a scoundrel, a cheater
\nHe mastered the arc
\nof the venomous snark
\nNow he’s a famous Tweeter.<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a central banker
\nWho seemed solid as an anchor
\nHe lowered interest rates
\nopened the floodgates
\nTo inflation. What a wanker!<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a central minister
\nWho developed a desh bhakti blister
\nOn his big fat palm
\n& the only balm
\nwas some grease. How sinister!<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a beautiful cow
\nWhose tastes were kinda highbrow
\nAnd then one day
\nBharat Mata ki jai
\nShe became a dog and said ‘bow-wow.’<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a man of God
\nWho was ever so suitably awed
\nby a) the divine
\nAnd b) the bovine
\nWhen he saw a holy cow, he’d applaud.<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a wife-beater
\nWho was a cad, a scoundrel, a cheater
\nHe mastered the arc
\nof the venomous snark
\nNow he’s a famous Tweeter.<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a central banker
\nWho seemed solid as an anchor
\nHe lowered interest rates
\nopened the floodgates
\nTo inflation. What a wanker!<\/p>\n
\nOnce there was a central minister
\nWho developed a desh bhakti blister
\nOn his big fat palm
\n& the only balm
\nwas some grease. How sinister!<\/p>\n