{"id":3721,"date":"2015-05-28T13:49:16","date_gmt":"2015-05-28T08:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3887"},"modified":"2015-05-28T13:49:16","modified_gmt":"2015-05-28T08:19:16","slug":"she-mooooves-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/she-mooooves-me\/","title":{"rendered":"She Mooooves Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

My next installment of Lighthouse<\/a>, ‘Letter From a Cow’, which will be published over the coming weekend, references the song below, written by me and dedicated to all the cows on Planet Earth.<\/i><\/p>\n

SHE MOOOOVES ME<\/p>\n

I wake up in the morning.
\nGirl besides me is snoring.
\nI quickly finish yawning:
\nHumans are so boring.
\nI head out to the farm.
\nThe weather is divine.
\nThe world is full of charm
\nAnd my true love is bovine.<\/p>\n

I’m walkin’ with a cow,
\nAnd talkin’ with a cow,
\nJust rockin’ with a cow,
\nCuz she mooooves me.
\nI’m singin’ with a cow,
\nAnd swingin’ with a cow,
\nBells ringin’ with a cow,
\nCuz she mooooves me.
\nYeah she mooo-mooo-moooooves me!<\/p>\n

I love the way she grazes
\nAnd how she chews that cud,
\nHow she purposefully lazes
\nAnd walks gracefully on mud.
\nHer temperament is cool.
\nJust see her languid walk.
\nEven if you’re a fool,
\nShe listens when you talk.<\/p>\n

I’m walkin’ with a cow,
\nAnd talkin’ with a cow,
\nJust rockin’ with a cow,
\nCuz she mooooves me.
\nI’m singin’ with a cow,
\nAnd swingin’ with a cow,
\nBells ringin’ with a cow,
\nCuz she mooooves me.
\nYeah she mooo-mooo-moooooves me!<\/p>\n

\n[Guitar solo, repeat verse 1, chorus, then fade to ambient farm sounds.]<\/p>\n

(Previous posts on cows: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 26<\/a>, 27<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 31<\/a> , 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>, 37<\/a>, 38<\/a>, 39<\/a>, 40<\/a>, 41<\/a>, 42<\/a>, 43<\/a>, 44<\/a>, 45<\/a>, 46<\/a>, 47<\/a>, 48<\/a>, 49<\/a>, 50<\/a>, 51<\/a>, 52<\/a>, 53<\/a>, 54<\/a>, 55<\/a>, 56<\/a>, 57<\/a>, 58<\/a>, 59<\/a>, 60<\/a>, 61<\/a>, 62<\/a>, 63<\/a>, 64<\/a>, 65<\/a>, 66<\/a>, 67<\/a>, 68<\/a>, 69<\/a>, 70<\/a>, 71<\/a>, 72<\/a>, 73<\/a>, 74<\/a>, 75<\/a>, 76<\/a>, 77<\/a>, 78<\/a>, 79<\/a>, 80<\/a>, 81<\/a>, 82<\/a>, 83<\/a>, 84<\/a>, 85<\/a>, 86<\/a>, 87<\/a>, 88<\/a>, 89<\/a>, 90<\/a>, 91<\/a>, 92<\/a>, 93<\/a>, 94<\/a>, 95<\/a>, 96<\/a>, 97<\/a>, 98<\/a>, 99<\/a>, 100<\/a>, 101<\/a>, 102<\/a>, 103<\/a>, 104<\/a>, 105<\/a>, 106<\/a>, 107<\/a>, 108<\/a>, 109<\/a>, 110<\/a>, 111<\/a>, 112<\/a>, 113<\/a>, 114<\/a>, 115<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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