{"id":3824,"date":"2011-07-25T23:29:01","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T17:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3783"},"modified":"2011-07-25T23:29:01","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T17:59:01","slug":"mr-kalmadi-needs-to-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/mr-kalmadi-needs-to-pee\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr Kalmadi Needs To Pee"},"content":{"rendered":"

DNA<\/i> reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

Suresh Kalmadi, lodged in Tihar jail for over two months in connection with the multi-crore Commonweath Games scam, is suffering from dementia, a disease related to memory loss, impaired reasoning and personality changes and this may have a bearing on his ongoing trial.<\/p>\n

The 66-year-old MP from Pune was recently taken to Lok Narayan Jai Prakash Hospital where an MRI scan was conducted on him. The tests show that he was suffering from dementia which gradually affects cognitive functions of the person affected by it, Deputy Inspector General of Tihar RN Sharma said.<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

Noted lawyer KTS Tulsi said the first thing is that it needs to be established as to how long the undertrial has been suffering from dementia.<\/p>\n

“Now if it(dementia) had settled at the time of offence, it may have a bearing on his culpability. As per the law, a demented person suffers from a global memory loss. If there is a memory loss at the time of the commissioning of the offence, it is not possible to have a fraudulent intention,” Tulsi contended.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

If Kalmadi’s lawyers do end up taking this line, imagine how crushing the evidence against him must be. Hell, given how old our politicians tend to be, they could all claim dementia or senility or even death if they’re implicated in such criminal cases. (‘Your honour, I was dead at the time of my alleged encounter with Ukranian prostitutes. Even in the MMS produced as evidence, you cannot see me moving. Look carefully.’<\/i>) <\/p>\n

Kalmadi should wake up one morning in Tihar, ask to go to the loo, and be refused. ‘Let me out. I need to pee,<\/i> he says. ‘I can’t remember the last time I needed to pee this bad.’<\/i><\/p>\n

‘We can’t let you out. Use your water bottle,’<\/i> says the guard. ‘The warden’s got dementia, and he can’t remember where he put the key to your cell. He he he.’<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DNA<\/i> reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

Suresh Kalmadi, lodged in Tihar jail for over two months in connection with the multi-crore Commonweath Games scam, is suffering from dementia, a disease related to memory loss, impaired reasoning and personality changes and this may have a bearing on his ongoing trial.<\/p>\n

The 66-year-old MP from Pune was recently taken to Lok Narayan Jai Prakash Hospital where an MRI scan was conducted on him. The tests show that he was suffering from dementia which gradually affects cognitive functions of the person affected by it, Deputy Inspector General of Tihar RN Sharma said.<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

Noted lawyer KTS Tulsi said the first thing is that it needs to be established as to how long the undertrial has been suffering from dementia.<\/p>\n

“Now if it(dementia) had settled at the time of offence, it may have a bearing on his culpability. As per the law, a demented person suffers from a global memory loss. If there is a memory loss at the time of the commissioning of the offence, it is not possible to have a fraudulent intention,” Tulsi contended.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

If Kalmadi’s lawyers do end up taking this line, imagine how crushing the evidence against him must be. Hell, given how old our politicians tend to be, they could all claim dementia or senility or even death if they’re implicated in such criminal cases. (‘Your honour, I was dead at the time of my alleged encounter with Ukranian prostitutes. Even in the MMS produced as evidence, you cannot see me moving. Look carefully.’<\/i>) <\/p>\n

Kalmadi should wake up one morning in Tihar, ask to go to the loo, and be refused. ‘Let me out. I need to pee,<\/i> he says. ‘I can’t remember the last time I needed to pee this bad.’<\/i><\/p>\n

‘We can’t let you out. Use your water bottle,’<\/i> says the guard. ‘The warden’s got dementia, and he can’t remember where he put the key to your cell. He he he.’<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,3,15,4,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nMr Kalmadi Needs To Pee - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/mr-kalmadi-needs-to-pee\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mr Kalmadi Needs To Pee - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"DNA reports: Suresh Kalmadi, lodged in Tihar jail for over two months in connection with the multi-crore Commonweath Games scam, is suffering from dementia, a disease related to memory loss, impaired reasoning and personality changes and this may have a bearing on his ongoing trial. 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