{"id":3929,"date":"2010-04-21T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T12:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3673"},"modified":"2010-04-21T18:26:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T12:56:00","slug":"after-an-extra-marital-bang-ask-your-lover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/after-an-extra-marital-bang-ask-your-lover\/","title":{"rendered":"After an Extra-Marital Bang, Ask Your Lover\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
… Did the earth move for you as well?<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n (Link via separate emails from readers Arshdeep Singh Wahan and Tejaswini.)<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n On a serious note, if we’re into confusing correlation with causation, we could make a case for anything causing anything. Exactly one week ago, for example, I had a cup of tea when I woke up in the morning instead of my usual black coffee. And lo and behold, Eyjafjallajökull explodes<\/a>. It would be remiss of me to ignore the manifest connection between these two events, and I have decided never to drink tea again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" … Did the earth move for you as well?<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n (Link via separate emails from readers Arshdeep Singh Wahan and Tejaswini.)<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n On a serious note, if we’re into confusing correlation with causation, we could make a case for anything causing anything. Exactly one week ago, for example, I had a cup of tea when I woke up in the morning instead of my usual black coffee. And lo and behold, Eyjafjallajökull explodes<\/a>. It would be remiss of me to ignore the manifest connection between these two events, and I have decided never to drink tea again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n