{"id":3931,"date":"2010-04-21T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T12:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3672"},"modified":"2010-04-21T18:09:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T12:39:00","slug":"wash-your-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/wash-your-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"Wash Your Hands"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the book “My Name is Charles Saatchi and I am an Artoholic”<\/a>, the following Q&A takes place:<\/p>\n

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Question<\/b>: Do you wash your hands after you have had a wee?<\/p>\n

Saatchi<\/b>: I have an acute sense of hygiene so I wash my hands before I have a wee.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I love this because it so succinctly hints at what I have always believed: that we<\/i> are dirty, not our sexual organs. <\/p>\n

I do not recommend, of course, that you leave your hands unwashed after having a wee. Wash your hands as often as you can, out of courtesy for others if not concern for yourself. Indeed, wash your hands every time you read India Uncut—or you could catch my disease.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In the book “My Name is Charles Saatchi and I am an Artoholic”<\/a>, the following Q&A takes place:<\/p>\n

\n

Question<\/b>: Do you wash your hands after you have had a wee?<\/p>\n

Saatchi<\/b>: I have an acute sense of hygiene so I wash my hands before I have a wee.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I love this because it so succinctly hints at what I have always believed: that we<\/i> are dirty, not our sexual organs. <\/p>\n

I do not recommend, of course, that you leave your hands unwashed after having a wee. Wash your hands as often as you can, out of courtesy for others if not concern for yourself. Indeed, wash your hands every time you read India Uncut—or you could catch my disease.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,3,23],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nWash Your Hands - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/wash-your-hands\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Wash Your Hands - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"In the book “My Name is Charles Saatchi and I am an Artoholic”, the following Q&A takes place: Question: Do you wash your hands after you have had a wee? 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