\nIn the book The Unsolicited Gift<\/i>, Dr Dennis Friedman said delegating child-rearing responsibilities too soon risks equipping your son with life-long double standards when it comes to women.<\/p>\n
This means that even though he could go on to be married he will always have the feeling that another women could cater for all his basic needs. <\/p>\n
“It introduces him to the concept of The Other Woman,” said Dr Friedman who is 85.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
I’d be impressed if this was intended as a parody of how people so often mistake correlation for causation. But such WTFness cannot be manufactured, and Friedman seems to be serious. Ah well.<\/p>\n
On another note, I wonder if there were nannies in prehistory. I can imagine the following scene:<\/p>\n
Interior of cave. Occupants: Daddy Savage, a bearded man in loin cloth with large wooden club; Mommy Savage, a topless woman with leaves covering her pubic region; Baby Savage, a baby with a baby beard just like Daddy Savage’s; and Nanny Savage, also a topless woman with leaves covering her pubic region, bought from a discount store.<\/i><\/p>\n
Daddy Savage<\/b>: Grunt. Right, people, I gotta go and hunt a mastodon for dinner. And kill them cheetahs that’s been eating our stored carcasses. Be back by evening.<\/p>\n
Mommy Savage<\/b>: See ya. I’m also off to look after my vegetable patch in the valley. Mastodon meat needs garnishing. Nanny Savage, you look after Baby Savage.<\/p>\n
Daddy Savage<\/b>: Heh. Baby Savage has a nanny. He’ll grow up to be a womanizer then. Just like his daddy. I’m so proud! (Squeezes Nanny Savage’s left breast affectionately.<\/i>)<\/p>\n
Baby Savage<\/b>: Daddy, leave that alone. It’s lunchtime!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,15,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Nanny Effect - India Uncut<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n