{"id":4084,"date":"2009-09-28T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-28T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3517"},"modified":"2009-09-28T23:33:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T18:03:00","slug":"fail-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/fail-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"#Fail Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve often made the point that parenthood is a massive responsibility, and way too many people become parents before they’re ready for it. Well, here are a few things that validate that belief:<\/p>\n

Exhibit one<\/b><\/a>: A Shiv Sainik named Kailash Patil had named his kids Uddhav and Raj after the now-warring Thackerays. Well, Patil is now pissed at the party because they denied a ticket to the candidate he supported. So is is renaming his son Uddhav to Anand. Who knows, if he later ends up in the Congress, he might change Anand’s name to Rahul. Imagine what all this does to the poor kid.<\/p>\n

Exhibit two<\/b><\/a>: An Australian baby of Indian origin gets eczema. Her dad, Thomas Sam, happens to be “a college lecturer in homoeopathy.” No doubt driven by hubris and dogma, he insists on treating her with homeopathy alone. Her condition becomes worse, and turns into a “severe skin disorder.” Her father refuses to change course. The girl dies. The parents are arrested—and I recommend that instead of getting a lawyer for themselves, they take Phos1M or Arsenic Iod. Anyway, what’s the point of my sarcasm now? The kid is dead.<\/p>\n

Exhibit three<\/b>: I’ve blogged about this before<\/a>, but today was the first episode of Pati, Patni aur Woh<\/i>, so I was reminded of it. What kind of parents would rent their babies out to a television channel? How can they live with themselves after doing that? What will their kids feel about it when they grow older? I’m baffled. Normally I’m a sucker for reality shows—but this one’s just a bit too bizarre.<\/p>\n

And now I will reread Philip Larkin’s wonderful “This Be The Verse.”<\/a><\/p>\n

Update<\/b>: Whoops, sorry, I forgot to mention that the link to exhibit two was via email from Gaurav<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve often made the point that parenthood is a massive responsibility, and way too many people become parents before they’re ready for it. Well, here are a few things that validate that belief:<\/p>\n

Exhibit one<\/b><\/a>: A Shiv Sainik named Kailash Patil had named his kids Uddhav and Raj after the now-warring Thackerays. Well, Patil is now pissed at the party because they denied a ticket to the candidate he supported. So is is renaming his son Uddhav to Anand. Who knows, if he later ends up in the Congress, he might change Anand’s name to Rahul. Imagine what all this does to the poor kid.<\/p>\n

Exhibit two<\/b><\/a>: An Australian baby of Indian origin gets eczema. Her dad, Thomas Sam, happens to be “a college lecturer in homoeopathy.” No doubt driven by hubris and dogma, he insists on treating her with homeopathy alone. Her condition becomes worse, and turns into a “severe skin disorder.” Her father refuses to change course. The girl dies. The parents are arrested—and I recommend that instead of getting a lawyer for themselves, they take Phos1M or Arsenic Iod. Anyway, what’s the point of my sarcasm now? The kid is dead.<\/p>\n

Exhibit three<\/b>: I’ve blogged about this before<\/a>, but today was the first episode of Pati, Patni aur Woh<\/i>, so I was reminded of it. What kind of parents would rent their babies out to a television channel? How can they live with themselves after doing that? What will their kids feel about it when they grow older? I’m baffled. Normally I’m a sucker for reality shows—but this one’s just a bit too bizarre.<\/p>\n

And now I will reread Philip Larkin’s wonderful “This Be The Verse.”<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,27,15,4,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n#Fail Parents - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/fail-parents\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"#Fail Parents - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I’ve often made the point that parenthood is a massive responsibility, and way too many people become parents before they’re ready for it. 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