{"id":4128,"date":"2009-08-02T15:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-02T09:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3473"},"modified":"2009-08-02T15:23:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-02T09:53:00","slug":"cow-cow-burning-bright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/cow-cow-burning-bright\/","title":{"rendered":"Cow, Cow, Burning Bright"},"content":{"rendered":"

Whenever I see strangers on the road teasing a cow, I say to them, easy there, never mess with a cow<\/i>. Sometimes they listen, and all is well. Other times, they don’t—and I never see them again. Cows are dangerous creatures.<\/p>\n

Indeed, it is a shame that tigers and lions have such macho reputations. If they’re the kings of the jungle, cows are the serial killers. They look benign and perfectly amiable—but sometimes…<\/p>\n

Anyway, here’s a report<\/a> from the US that indicates how dangerous cows can be. Read it for yourself—and shiver.<\/p>\n

My favourite murder described there, which shows the increasing sophistication of their techniques, “resulted from inadvertent injection of the antibiotic Micotil 300 (tilmicosin phosphate) from a syringe in the victim’s pocket when he was knocked down by a cow.” The medicine, I propose, now be renamed tilmicow<\/i>sin phosphate—or Micowtil 300—which, in Hindi, carries added significance.<\/p>\n

(Link via Facebook message from Hari Menon. Previous posts on cows: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 26<\/a>, 27<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 31<\/a> , 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>, 37<\/a>, 38<\/a>, 39<\/a>, 40<\/a>, 41<\/a>, 42<\/a>, 43<\/a>, 44<\/a>, 45<\/a>, 46<\/a>, 47<\/a>, 48<\/a>, 49<\/a>, 50<\/a>, 51<\/a>, 52<\/a>, 53<\/a>, 54<\/a>, 55<\/a>, 56<\/a>, 57<\/a>, 58<\/a>, 59<\/a>, 60<\/a>, 61<\/a>, 62<\/a>, 63<\/a>, 64<\/a>, 65<\/a>, 66<\/a>, 67<\/a>, 68<\/a>, 69<\/a>, 70<\/a>, 71<\/a>, 72<\/a>, 73<\/a>, 74<\/a>, 75<\/a>, 76<\/a>, 77<\/a>, 78<\/a>, 79<\/a>, 80<\/a>, 81<\/a>, 82<\/a>, 83<\/a>, 84<\/a>, 85<\/a>, 86<\/a>, 87<\/a>, 88<\/a>, 89<\/a>, 90<\/a>, 91<\/a>, 92<\/a>, 93<\/a>, 94<\/a>, 95<\/a>, 96<\/a>, 97<\/a>, 98<\/a>, 99<\/a>, 100<\/a>, 101<\/a>, 102<\/a>, 103<\/a>, 104<\/a>, 105<\/a>, 106<\/a>, 107<\/a>, 108<\/a>, 109<\/a>, 110<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Whenever I see strangers on the road teasing a cow, I say to them, easy there, never mess with a cow<\/i>. Sometimes they listen, and all is well. Other times, they don’t—and I never see them again. Cows are dangerous creatures.<\/p>\n

Indeed, it is a shame that tigers and lions have such macho reputations. If they’re the kings of the jungle, cows are the serial killers. They look benign and perfectly amiable—but sometimes…<\/p>\n

Anyway, here’s a report<\/a> from the US that indicates how dangerous cows can be. Read it for yourself—and shiver.<\/p>\n

My favourite murder described there, which shows the increasing sophistication of their techniques, “resulted from inadvertent injection of the antibiotic Micotil 300 (tilmicosin phosphate) from a syringe in the victim’s pocket when he was knocked down by a cow.” The medicine, I propose, now be renamed tilmicow<\/i>sin phosphate—or Micowtil 300—which, in Hindi, carries added significance.<\/p>\n

(Link via Facebook message from Hari Menon. Previous posts on cows: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 23<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 26<\/a>, 27<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 31<\/a> , 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>, 37<\/a>, 38<\/a>, 39<\/a>, 40<\/a>, 41<\/a>, 42<\/a>, 43<\/a>, 44<\/a>, 45<\/a>, 46<\/a>, 47<\/a>, 48<\/a>, 49<\/a>, 50<\/a>, 51<\/a>, 52<\/a>, 53<\/a>, 54<\/a>, 55<\/a>, 56<\/a>, 57<\/a>, 58<\/a>, 59<\/a>, 60<\/a>, 61<\/a>, 62<\/a>, 63<\/a>, 64<\/a>, 65<\/a>, 66<\/a>, 67<\/a>, 68<\/a>, 69<\/a>, 70<\/a>, 71<\/a>, 72<\/a>, 73<\/a>, 74<\/a>, 75<\/a>, 76<\/a>, 77<\/a>, 78<\/a>, 79<\/a>, 80<\/a>, 81<\/a>, 82<\/a>, 83<\/a>, 84<\/a>, 85<\/a>, 86<\/a>, 87<\/a>, 88<\/a>, 89<\/a>, 90<\/a>, 91<\/a>, 92<\/a>, 93<\/a>, 94<\/a>, 95<\/a>, 96<\/a>, 97<\/a>, 98<\/a>, 99<\/a>, 100<\/a>, 101<\/a>, 102<\/a>, 103<\/a>, 104<\/a>, 105<\/a>, 106<\/a>, 107<\/a>, 108<\/a>, 109<\/a>, 110<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,24],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nCow, Cow, Burning Bright - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/cow-cow-burning-bright\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cow, Cow, Burning Bright - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Whenever I see strangers on the road teasing a cow, I say to them, easy there, never mess with a cow. 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