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Archana Sinha<\/a> writes in:<\/p>\n

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Nepal has ordered<\/a> its customs officials to wear pocketless pants, with a view to discouraging bribes. You know what’s gonna happen now, don’t you? The sales of underwear with inbuilt pockets will go up! Where there is law, there is jugaad.<\/p>\n

Senior customs official to his deputy: Is that a bulge in your pants or are you just happy to see me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Lady customs officers could just put the currency notes in their bra. I demand that bras also be banned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Archana Sinha<\/a> writes in:<\/p>\n

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Nepal has ordered<\/a> its customs officials to wear pocketless pants, with a view to discouraging bribes. You know what’s gonna happen now, don’t you? The sales of underwear with inbuilt pockets will go up! Where there is law, there is jugaad.<\/p>\n

Senior customs official to his deputy: Is that a bulge in your pants or are you just happy to see me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Lady customs officers could just put the currency notes in their bra. I demand that bras also be banned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nNo More Pockets - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/no-more-pockets\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"No More Pockets - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Archana Sinha writes in: Nepal has ordered its customs officials to wear pocketless pants, with a view to discouraging bribes. You know what’s gonna happen now, don’t you? 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