{"id":4236,"date":"2009-04-24T14:29:01","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T08:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3362"},"modified":"2009-04-24T14:29:01","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T08:59:01","slug":"its-not-varun-gandhis-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/its-not-varun-gandhis-fault\/","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s Not Varun Gandhi\u2019s Fault"},"content":{"rendered":"
No, it seems that all the appalling things he said recently can be blamed on Rahu-Ketu<\/a>.<\/p>\n I can imagine Mayawati’s cops landing up in heaven to arrest Rahu-Ketu under the NSA. Inspector Mishra, leading the police team, finds a boy in pajamas lying on a khatiya. ‘That’s him,’ shouts Mishra, and his men surround the boy.<\/p>\n ‘We know who you are,’ says Inspector Mishra, ‘but just for the record, identify yourself.’<\/p>\n ‘I’m Rahu,’ says the boy. ‘I had ordered a butter chicken a couple of centuries ago, is it ready yet? Man, service in heaven is so slow, the waiters take everything for granted.’<\/p>\n ‘Rahu,’ barks Inspector Mishra, ‘I hereby place you under arrest for instigating Varun Gandhi’s poisonous words. You have a right to remain silent. Until beaten.’<\/p>\n ‘Hey, wait a sec,’ says Rahu, ‘that wasn’t me. That was my brother Ketu.’<\/p>\n (Link via email from Girish<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"