{"id":4238,"date":"2009-04-23T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T09:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3360"},"modified":"2009-04-23T14:51:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T09:21:00","slug":"its-so-hot-in-bombay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/its-so-hot-in-bombay\/","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s So Hot In Bombay\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
… that when I heat food in my microwave, it comes out colder.<\/p>\n
Well, okay, I exaggerate. But really, between the heat and the mosquitoes<\/a>, I have enough suffering in my life to be a true artist. Who needs an attic?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" … that when I heat food in my microwave, it comes out colder.<\/p>\n Well, okay, I exaggerate. But really, between the heat and the mosquitoes<\/a>, I have enough suffering in my life to be a true artist. Who needs an attic?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n