{"id":4250,"date":"2009-04-16T03:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T21:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3347"},"modified":"2009-04-16T03:07:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T21:37:00","slug":"the-erection-commission-of-india","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-erection-commission-of-india\/","title":{"rendered":"The Erection Commission Of India"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Election Commission of India has brought out a Handbook for Candidates (pdf link)<\/a> this year that contains the following remarkable lines:<\/p>\n

\n

DEFACEMENT OF PUBLIC OR PRIVATE PROPERTY<\/p>\n

Many of the State\/Union territories have laws to prevent the defacement of property, which term includes any building, structure, hut, wall, tree, fence, post, pole or any other erection.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I hope you understand the significance of this. All these years you have believed that an erection is a natural event, containing no threat to democracy. But you were wrong. True, erections themselves are not illegal, but their defacement might be—and every erection carries within it the seeds of its own defacement. Furthermore, it could be argued that the thought of this defacement is what causes the erection in the first place, and thus there is no further need for the cops to prove intent.<\/p>\n

I wonder if the government has Erection Commissioners to monitor such laws. If so, wouldn’t pretty buxom women in revealing clothes be the best candidates for the job? They could cause the crime they are out to punish, thus meeting their targets with ease. I can just about imagine one such erection commissioner striding over to me, her hips swaying, her chest thrust forward, her lips erotically apart, saying: “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you breaking the law?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Ah, I love life in the world’s biggest democracy.<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Pratap Bhanu Mehta<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Election Commission of India has brought out a Handbook for Candidates (pdf link)<\/a> this year that contains the following remarkable lines:<\/p>\n

\n

DEFACEMENT OF PUBLIC OR PRIVATE PROPERTY<\/p>\n

Many of the State\/Union territories have laws to prevent the defacement of property, which term includes any building, structure, hut, wall, tree, fence, post, pole or any other erection.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I hope you understand the significance of this. All these years you have believed that an erection is a natural event, containing no threat to democracy. But you were wrong. True, erections themselves are not illegal, but their defacement might be—and every erection carries within it the seeds of its own defacement. Furthermore, it could be argued that the thought of this defacement is what causes the erection in the first place, and thus there is no further need for the cops to prove intent.<\/p>\n

I wonder if the government has Erection Commissioners to monitor such laws. If so, wouldn’t pretty buxom women in revealing clothes be the best candidates for the job? They could cause the crime they are out to punish, thus meeting their targets with ease. I can just about imagine one such erection commissioner striding over to me, her hips swaying, her chest thrust forward, her lips erotically apart, saying: “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you breaking the law?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Ah, I love life in the world’s biggest democracy.<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Pratap Bhanu Mehta<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Erection Commission Of India - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-erection-commission-of-india\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Erection Commission Of India - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The Election Commission of India has brought out a Handbook for Candidates (pdf link) this year that contains the following remarkable lines: DEFACEMENT OF PUBLIC OR PRIVATE PROPERTY Many of the State\/Union territories have laws to prevent the defacement of property, which term includes any building, structure, hut, wall, tree, fence, post, pole or any other erection. 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