{"id":4253,"date":"2009-04-15T03:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T21:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3344"},"modified":"2009-04-15T03:22:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T21:52:00","slug":"never-been-married-never-been-kissed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/never-been-married-never-been-kissed\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cNever Been Married, Never Been Kissed\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"
If this<\/a> doesn’t send a chill up your spine, stand on your head naked with an ice cube tied to your ass.<\/p>\n Have I mentioned before that I love television? Oh yes—I have<\/a>.<\/p>\n (Link via separate emails from Peter Griffin<\/a> and Kislay Thakur.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" If this<\/a> doesn’t send a chill up your spine, stand on your head naked with an ice cube tied to your ass.<\/p>\n Have I mentioned before that I love television? Oh yes—I have<\/a>.<\/p>\n