A study has revealed<\/a> that Varun Gandhi has “emerged as the new favourite of prime time TV news in the past two weeks.” After his controversial comments against Muslims, he “managed to achieve 22.57 hours of prime time coverage across six prominent channels,” about 9 hours more than the IPL, which was the second-most talked about topic.<\/p>\nYou know where all this is going, don’t you? Yes, I hereby propose that Varun Gandhi be enticed to take part in the NDTV Imagine show, Rakhi Ka Swayamvar<\/i>. He is eligible and from a noted family, she is voluptuous and hunting for a groom, and they both generate TRPs like cows generate milk. (Don’t ask why that image came to mind.) Also, it will keep the man out of politics, and the country needs that.<\/p>\n
And will he win? Well, duh! I mean, imagine the Q&A round:<\/p>\n
Rakhi<\/b>: If someone attacks me, what will you do?<\/p>\n
Varun<\/b>: If someone raises his hand against you, I will cut off his hands.<\/p>\n
Rakhi<\/b>: If someone forcibly kisses me, what will you do?<\/p>\n
Varun<\/b>: If someone violates you, I will cut his head off.<\/p>\n
Now, in this context, she is totally going to find his comments romantic, not repulsive. And even if Varun doesn’t cut off Mika’s head, he could certainly take a leaf out of his father’s book and get forcible nasbandi done on Mika. Imagine the TRPs if that happens live.<\/p>\n
Also imagine if, while walking to the mandap, Rakhi and Varun fall into a well and are trapped inside. Oh, the news, the viewers, the ratings, the media planners swirling in ecstasy! I have seen the future, and it is this, it is this, it is this…<\/p>\n
(Rakhi Link via email from Kind Friend. More Rakhi on IU: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 8<\/a>, 9<\/a>, 10<\/a>. )
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