{"id":4291,"date":"2009-03-02T12:07:01","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T06:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3298"},"modified":"2009-03-02T12:07:01","modified_gmt":"2009-03-02T06:37:01","slug":"what-better-way-to-start-a-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/what-better-way-to-start-a-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"What Better Way To Start A Monday\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
… than with a headline like this:<\/p>\n
Well-endowed thief in late night condom raid<\/a><\/p>\n The most delightful detail: The theft took place in Lund University in Sweden. Thief’s gotta be an Indian then. He must have gone there for that reason only.<\/p>\n (Hat tip: Prabhu<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" … than with a headline like this:<\/p>\n