{"id":4307,"date":"2009-02-18T15:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-18T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3280"},"modified":"2009-02-18T15:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T10:17:00","slug":"look-ma-no-testicles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/look-ma-no-testicles\/","title":{"rendered":"Look Ma, No Testicles"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few months ago, I tried out a program that guessed one’s gender by analyzing one’s browsing history—it found that I was 97% male<\/a>. An earlier test had unequivocally declared me to be male<\/a> as well. So imagine my surprise today when I try out a test<\/a> that identifies your gender by analyzing your blog—I got the following result:<\/p>\n

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The 100% probability is what takes me by surprise. There isn’t the slightest chance, this program is saying, that I could be a man. <\/p>\n

I can react to this in two ways: One, I can go out and pick a fight with someone just to assuage my male ego. Two, I can sit back and pamper myself.<\/p>\n

The first option is dangerous, because I’m not much a fighter, with my half-Bong side dominant over the half-Punju in this aspect. I might just get the worse of a brawl, and that won’t help me much. So that leaves option two.<\/p>\n

Where are those cucumbers I was going to put on my face?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A few months ago, I tried out a program that guessed one’s gender by analyzing one’s browsing history—it found that I was 97% male<\/a>. An earlier test had unequivocally declared me to be male<\/a> as well. So imagine my surprise today when I try out a test<\/a> that identifies your gender by analyzing your blog—I got the following result:<\/p>\n

\"image\"<\/p>\n

The 100% probability is what takes me by surprise. There isn’t the slightest chance, this program is saying, that I could be a man. <\/p>\n

I can react to this in two ways: One, I can go out and pick a fight with someone just to assuage my male ego. Two, I can sit back and pamper myself.<\/p>\n

The first option is dangerous, because I’m not much a fighter, with my half-Bong side dominant over the half-Punju in this aspect. I might just get the worse of a brawl, and that won’t help me much. So that leaves option two.<\/p>\n

Where are those cucumbers I was going to put on my face?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nLook Ma, No Testicles - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/look-ma-no-testicles\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Look Ma, No Testicles - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A few months ago, I tried out a program that guessed one’s gender by analyzing one’s browsing history—it found that I was 97% male. An earlier test had unequivocally declared me to be male as well. 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