{"id":4386,"date":"2009-01-07T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T06:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3191"},"modified":"2009-01-07T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T06:25:00","slug":"cleaning-up-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/cleaning-up-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Cleaning Up The Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"
All hail the WTF headline of the day:<\/p>\n
China to ‘clean up’ the internet<\/a><\/p>\n It seems the Chinese authorities want to get rid of “unhealthy, vulgar and pornographic content on the internet,” in an operation that “is being co-ordinated by a total of seven government ministries.” Yes, not one or two or even three ministries, but seven<\/i>. I can imagine a Chinese minister dude setting up the operation:<\/p>\n Minister Dude<\/b>: So, Mandarin Vermin, let’s clean up the internet. How many websites do we have to go through for this. One hundred? Two hundred?<\/p>\n Mandarin Vermin<\/b>: Sir, I’m afraid there are many more sites than that. There are millions of them.<\/p>\n Minister Dude<\/b>: Millions? And do they all have licenses?<\/p>\n Mandarin Vermin<\/b>: No sir. You see, in other countries, they don’t need permission to express themselves.<\/p>\n Minister Dude<\/b>: This is shocking. No wonder civilization is under threat. This is unhealthy. This is vulgar. In fact, if one gets down to specifics, its probably even pornographic.<\/p>\n Mandarin Vermin<\/b>: Like the printouts in your drawer, sir?<\/p>\n Minister Dude<\/b>: Stop it. Its my job to monitor those. Anyway, we need to clean up the internet, and we need all the help we can get. Organise a few ministries for this. Calculate the number of websites in the world, divide by the number of people in those ministries, and get them to work.<\/p>\n Mandarin Vermin<\/b>: Sir, its not so simple…<\/p>\n Minister Dude<\/b>: Don’t argue. Remember Tiananmen?<\/p>\n (Link via email from Neel<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" All hail the WTF headline of the day:<\/p>\n