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Joby Warrick of The Washington Post<\/i> reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.<\/p>\n

Four blue pills. Viagra.<\/p>\n

“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.<\/p>\n

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes—followed by a request for more pills.<\/p>\n

For U.S. intelligence officials, this is how some crucial battles in Afghanistan are fought and won.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I can imagine what will happen if our intelligence networks hear of this. First, they will place a large order (with taxpayers’ money, of course) for many, many tons of Viagra. Then, just as field operatives are about to be handed strategic supplies, the chief of the bureau will raise a finger. “Wait,” he will say, “if these pills don’t work, or have side effects, they could turn out to be counterproductive for us. There is only way to make sure that they work as advertised.” He will pop a pill into his waiting mouth.<\/p>\n

Ten minutes later, he will call his wife on her mobile phone, his hands vibrating with excitement as he holds his instrument.<\/p>\n

“Darling,” he will say, “I am coming home in ten minutes. Be ready for me. Wear something nice.”<\/p>\n

“Ok, I will wear my Patola sari. But why, what happened?”<\/p>\n

“Duty calls!”<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Arun Hiregange.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Joby Warrick of The Washington Post<\/i> reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.<\/p>\n

Four blue pills. Viagra.<\/p>\n

“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.<\/p>\n

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes—followed by a request for more pills.<\/p>\n

For U.S. intelligence officials, this is how some crucial battles in Afghanistan are fought and won.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I can imagine what will happen if our intelligence networks hear of this. First, they will place a large order (with taxpayers’ money, of course) for many, many tons of Viagra. Then, just as field operatives are about to be handed strategic supplies, the chief of the bureau will raise a finger. “Wait,” he will say, “if these pills don’t work, or have side effects, they could turn out to be counterproductive for us. There is only way to make sure that they work as advertised.” He will pop a pill into his waiting mouth.<\/p>\n

Ten minutes later, he will call his wife on her mobile phone, his hands vibrating with excitement as he holds his instrument.<\/p>\n

“Darling,” he will say, “I am coming home in ten minutes. Be ready for me. Wear something nice.”<\/p>\n

“Ok, I will wear my Patola sari. But why, what happened?”<\/p>\n

“Duty calls!”<\/p>\n

(Link via email from Arun Hiregange.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,27,15],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTaking A Stand - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/taking-a-stand\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Taking A Stand - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Joby Warrick of The Washington Post reports: The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. 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