{"id":4434,"date":"2008-11-24T03:09:01","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T21:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3134"},"modified":"2008-11-24T03:09:01","modified_gmt":"2008-11-23T21:39:01","slug":"vidarbha-strikes-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/vidarbha-strikes-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Vidarbha Strikes Back"},"content":{"rendered":"

Check out the WTF juxtaposition<\/a> of the day:<\/p>\n

\n

On the day Citigroup announced 52,000 job cuts it emerged that Bipasha Basu will be making Rs 1.5 crore for her star turn at Sahara Star on 31st night.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The moral of the story: If you’re a banker, get yourself a boob job. <\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

And what better time to write a sequel to my poem, “Farmers Are Dying in Vidarbha”<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Vidarbha Strikes Back<\/b>
\nby Amit Varma<\/i><\/p>\n

I write this ditty from an AC mall
\nI’ve got money and will burn it all
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

Today at work they set me free
\nSo I came on this shopping spree
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I’ve got loans to pay, EMIs and such
\nI can’t afford to splurge too much
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

Farmers are dying, Oh farmers are dying
\nFarmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I’m buying left, and I’m buying right
\nI spend at day and I shop at night
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I’ve gone nuts, I’m sure you think
\nThe economy’s in the kitchen sink
\nAnd farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I cannot help this spending urge
\nIt’s like sex, I’m driven to splurge
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

Farmers are dying, Oh farmers are dying
\nFarmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

But hey, what d’ya say, look at it this way
\nFarmers are passe, we need something new today
\nWhat about bankers<\/i> dying in Vidarbha?<\/p>\n

Bankers are dying, Oh bankers are dying
\nBankers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Check out the WTF juxtaposition<\/a> of the day:<\/p>\n

\n

On the day Citigroup announced 52,000 job cuts it emerged that Bipasha Basu will be making Rs 1.5 crore for her star turn at Sahara Star on 31st night.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The moral of the story: If you’re a banker, get yourself a boob job. <\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

And what better time to write a sequel to my poem, “Farmers Are Dying in Vidarbha”<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Vidarbha Strikes Back<\/b>
\nby Amit Varma<\/i><\/p>\n

I write this ditty from an AC mall
\nI’ve got money and will burn it all
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

Today at work they set me free
\nSo I came on this shopping spree
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I’ve got loans to pay, EMIs and such
\nI can’t afford to splurge too much
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

Farmers are dying, Oh farmers are dying
\nFarmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I’m buying left, and I’m buying right
\nI spend at day and I shop at night
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I’ve gone nuts, I’m sure you think
\nThe economy’s in the kitchen sink
\nAnd farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

I cannot help this spending urge
\nIt’s like sex, I’m driven to splurge
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

Farmers are dying, Oh farmers are dying
\nFarmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n

But hey, what d’ya say, look at it this way
\nFarmers are passe, we need something new today
\nWhat about bankers<\/i> dying in Vidarbha?<\/p>\n

Bankers are dying, Oh bankers are dying
\nBankers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,32,14,17],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nVidarbha Strikes Back - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/vidarbha-strikes-back\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vidarbha Strikes Back - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Check out the WTF juxtaposition of the day: On the day Citigroup announced 52,000 job cuts it emerged that Bipasha Basu will be making Rs 1.5 crore for her star turn at Sahara Star on 31st night. 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