{"id":4434,"date":"2008-11-24T03:09:01","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T21:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3134"},"modified":"2008-11-24T03:09:01","modified_gmt":"2008-11-23T21:39:01","slug":"vidarbha-strikes-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/vidarbha-strikes-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Vidarbha Strikes Back"},"content":{"rendered":"
Check out the WTF juxtaposition<\/a> of the day:<\/p>\n On the day Citigroup announced 52,000 job cuts it emerged that Bipasha Basu will be making Rs 1.5 crore for her star turn at Sahara Star on 31st night.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n The moral of the story: If you’re a banker, get yourself a boob job. <\/p>\n *<\/p>\n And what better time to write a sequel to my poem, “Farmers Are Dying in Vidarbha”<\/a>?<\/p>\n Vidarbha Strikes Back<\/b> I write this ditty from an AC mall Today at work they set me free I’ve got loans to pay, EMIs and such Farmers are dying, Oh farmers are dying I’m buying left, and I’m buying right I’ve gone nuts, I’m sure you think I cannot help this spending urge Farmers are dying, Oh farmers are dying But hey, what d’ya say, look at it this way Bankers are dying, Oh bankers are dying\n
\nby Amit Varma<\/i><\/p>\n
\nI’ve got money and will burn it all
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nSo I came on this shopping spree
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nI can’t afford to splurge too much
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nFarmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nI spend at day and I shop at night
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nThe economy’s in the kitchen sink
\nAnd farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nIt’s like sex, I’m driven to splurge
\nWhile farmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nFarmers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n
\nFarmers are passe, we need something new today
\nWhat about bankers<\/i> dying in Vidarbha?<\/p>\n
\nBankers are dying in Vidarbha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"