{"id":4439,"date":"2008-11-18T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T13:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3127"},"modified":"2008-11-18T18:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-18T13:14:00","slug":"why-you-should-steal-pigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/why-you-should-steal-pigs\/","title":{"rendered":"Why You Should Steal Pigs"},"content":{"rendered":"
Because you can’t throw cows at the police. Ok?<\/a><\/p>\n (Link via separate emails from Salil<\/a> and Deepak<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Because you can’t throw cows at the police. Ok?<\/a><\/p>\n (Link via separate emails from Salil<\/a> and Deepak<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,15],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n