{"id":4477,"date":"2008-10-25T15:22:01","date_gmt":"2008-10-25T09:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3087"},"modified":"2008-10-25T15:22:01","modified_gmt":"2008-10-25T09:52:01","slug":"the-loneliness-of-the-long-distance-python","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-loneliness-of-the-long-distance-python\/","title":{"rendered":"The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Python"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I must be the only person who thinks <a href=\"http:\/\/timesofindia.indiatimes.com\/Cities\/7-ft_rock_python_found_in_Pune_flat\/articleshow\/3616719.cms\" title=\"7-ft rock python found in city flat\">this<\/a> is a melancholy story.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/nanopolitan.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"Abi\">Abi<\/a> writes in to point me to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lonesome_George\" title=\"Lonesome George -- Wikipedia\">Lonesome George<\/a>, who, I agree, sets a new bar for lonesomeness. (He has <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/discoblog\/2008\/07\/22\/worlds-rarest-tortoise-could-finally-be-a-father\/\" title=\"World&#8217;s Rarest Tortoise Could Finally be a Father\">recently mated<\/a>, I&#8217;m pleased to report, which should give hope to all lonesome people out there.)<\/p>\n<p>And Chandrasekaran Balakrishnan points out that lonesome pythons <a href=\"http:\/\/hamptonroads.com\/2008\/10\/pet-python-blamed-virginia-beach-womans-strangulation\" title=\"Pet python blamed in Virginia Beach woman's strangulation\">can be dangerous<\/a>. Who&#8217;d a Thunk it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must be the only person who thinks <a href=\"http:\/\/timesofindia.indiatimes.com\/Cities\/7-ft_rock_python_found_in_Pune_flat\/articleshow\/3616719.cms\" title=\"7-ft rock python found in city flat\">this<\/a> is a melancholy story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,23],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Python - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-loneliness-of-the-long-distance-python\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Python - 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