{"id":4511,"date":"2008-09-30T08:24:01","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T02:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3051"},"modified":"2008-09-30T08:24:01","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T02:54:01","slug":"the-3-am-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/the-3-am-call\/","title":{"rendered":"The 3 AM Call"},"content":{"rendered":"
It’s 3 am, a few months into 2009, and the phone in the White House rings. A giant moose from Alaska is running amok in the White House lawns, says the voice on the line, posing a serious threat to national security. Whom do you trust to take that call?<\/p>\n
Like, seriously, Paul Krugman, why’re you going on<\/a> about the economy? Who’s going to shoot that moose?<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n More Palin: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It’s 3 am, a few months into 2009, and the phone in the White House rings. A giant moose from Alaska is running amok in the White House lawns, says the voice on the line, posing a serious threat to national security. Whom do you trust to take that call?<\/p>\n Like, seriously, Paul Krugman, why’re you going on<\/a> about the economy? Who’s going to shoot that moose?<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n More Palin: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, 4<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n