{"id":4520,"date":"2008-09-27T20:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-27T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=3041"},"modified":"2008-09-27T20:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-27T14:48:00","slug":"truly-exotic-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/truly-exotic-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Truly Exotic Food"},"content":{"rendered":"
Sarah Palin comes to India and wants to visit a dhaba. Sonia Gandhi takes her to a dhaba on the road to UP. They order. The food comes. Palin takes a bite. <\/i><\/p>\n
Palin<\/b>: Eeks. Waiter, waiter, come here.<\/p>\n
Sonia<\/b>: Wait, he won’t come if you<\/i> call. Let me call him. Manmohanji!<\/p>\n
Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: Yes madam. Is the food okay?<\/p>\n
Palin<\/b>: No, it isn’t. I ordered Moose Masala. This doesn’t taste like moose to me.<\/p>\n
Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: That’s right madam, moose not available here. Local food inspector Kamal Nathji won’t allow. This is a replacement. Very exotic dish, you will like.<\/p>\n
Palin<\/b>: But I wanted moose! Anyway, what meat is this then?<\/p>\n
Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: Madam, this is lightly braised human foetus, freshly sourced from a tribe threatened by extinction.<\/p>\n
Palin<\/b>: My god! How dare you?<\/p>\n
Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: But I thought you will like, Madam. Haven’t you read Nilanjana Roy’s latest column<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sarah Palin comes to India and wants to visit a dhaba. Sonia Gandhi takes her to a dhaba on the road to UP. They order. The food comes. Palin takes a bite. <\/i><\/p>\n Palin<\/b>: Eeks. Waiter, waiter, come here.<\/p>\n Sonia<\/b>: Wait, he won’t come if you<\/i> call. Let me call him. Manmohanji!<\/p>\n Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: Yes madam. Is the food okay?<\/p>\n Palin<\/b>: No, it isn’t. I ordered Moose Masala. This doesn’t taste like moose to me.<\/p>\n Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: That’s right madam, moose not available here. Local food inspector Kamal Nathji won’t allow. This is a replacement. Very exotic dish, you will like.<\/p>\n Palin<\/b>: But I wanted moose! Anyway, what meat is this then?<\/p>\n Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: Madam, this is lightly braised human foetus, freshly sourced from a tribe threatened by extinction.<\/p>\n Palin<\/b>: My god! How dare you?<\/p>\n Waiter Manmohan<\/b>: But I thought you will like, Madam. Haven’t you read Nilanjana Roy’s latest column<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,27,4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n